placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

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jaclcfrost:

"how many times have you even watched that movie"

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gowns:

We want big boob…. not too big, gross

we like small perky boob… not too little, gross

no don’t get fake ones!!!! gross!

oh your boobs are just like…hanging there…grosss…

and also…… every boob is just so dang sexy like i can’t see a mom giving an infant milk or my boner will rupture right through my chinos

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bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

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ammit420:

in hindsight i shouldnt have poured boxed wine and vodka into my can of 4loko last night  but on the other hand this body is merely a flesh vessel for my stardust to experience other stardust

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